Kookaburra sits in the old gum tree…

Cackling like a Hyena on nitrous oxide. At 5 o’clock in the AM. Noisy bastard..

And if that wasn’t enough to wake you up, he then decides to tap dance on the roof directly above my pillow.

We called him Kevin in the vague hope that something about the name might influence his behaviour – Mr Walters is definitely not a morning person. Didn’t take L

And if it’s not the kookies, all the other wildlife, campers, traffic and sunlight make it just about impossible to sleep past 6:00. Consequently by 9:00pm we’re falling asleep before the end of the movie. Trying to adapt but so far it isn’t really happening