When did it become normal not to bother peeling the spuds before making chips? I mean, they're chips - don't think a bit of extra roughage is going to do much to offset being boiled in lard and smothered in ketchup. Not to mention the double bacon cheeseburger they come with....
And while I'm at it, when did Americans lose the ability to use a manual bathroom? Sensor flush, sensor taps, sensor soap - well, foaming cleanser - sensor towel dispenser. Ok, they still have one or two manual steps, but it seems it's only a matter of time....
Also, I thought restaurants were for humans and the occasional guide dog under the table. It seems that nowadays anyone can wrap whatever furry rat of their choice in an ebay "service dog" harness, stick it in a stroller and take it everywhere. All that means is it can sit there licking its own arse at the same level as my table.....Or maybe some people just have really ugly babies.
And while I'm at it, when did Americans lose the ability to use a manual bathroom? Sensor flush, sensor taps, sensor soap - well, foaming cleanser - sensor towel dispenser. Ok, they still have one or two manual steps, but it seems it's only a matter of time....
Also, I thought restaurants were for humans and the occasional guide dog under the table. It seems that nowadays anyone can wrap whatever furry rat of their choice in an ebay "service dog" harness, stick it in a stroller and take it everywhere. All that means is it can sit there licking its own arse at the same level as my table.....Or maybe some people just have really ugly babies.
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